Alien heeft je sperma nodig en veegt je geheugen joi schoon
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Why hello there! Don't be alarmed, I'm an other worldly creature and I've captured you because I need your help. I need some of your sperm in order to save my planet. Can you do me a favor and listen to my jerk off instructions so that I can retrieve a sample from you? I'll wipe your memory when this is all over and put you back exactly where you came from.
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Oh, hello there stranger. Easy fella, easy. You're not going anywhere. Who am I? I'm an
otherworldly creature from planet 279. Otherworldly meaning alien, yes. You see,
humans are a perfect match for my species and my planet and unfortunately
we're a dying breed and we've gotten desperate...
We've gotten desperate for reproduction purposes and we need your help. So if you
