Tantejudysxxx - je 64 -jarige gilf stieftante Linda betrapt je met een vies tijdschrift

Where are you? Hi there, where are you? Ah, there you are. What are you doing? You mean nothing.

You're doing something. Anyway, I want to have a word with you because I am so fed up with you

and your room. It's just a bloody pigsty. No, there's no other word for it. It's, um,

there's dirty washing everywhere, there's wet towels everywhere, there is, what else, ah,

tissues. All tissues, all on the floor. There's a thing called a bin, you know. Well, use it.