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Well hey there neighbor. I bet you weren't expecting this when I invited you over.

Who are you? You know?

That's okay. I know you like me. I know you've been watching me through my window. I mean,

who goes out to get the mail four times a day and waters its plants five times a day

and all right next to my bedroom window? Seems like a little more of a coincidence, don't you think?