Dante Colle krijgt Michael Boston in handen

Come in.

Hello, you must be Michael. Thank you for stopping by.

Um, yeah, no problem. Um, I saw in my Insta book, um, your post and I just thought that my story would be able to help you catch these guys.

Yeah, there's been a rash of catfish type incidences and we just decided to crack down.

So I figured we'd post on social media to, you know, help encourage others to share their experiences.