Hoe ik de beste vriend van mijn broer in bed lokte en hem allerlei ondeugende dingen met mij liet doen

Today is finally the day. My brother's best friend is here. But my brother doesn't want me to date him. He says it'll ruin their friendship. Yeah, right.

They went partying last night, and as always, he crashed our couch.

Isn't he dreamy?

Now's my chance. My brother's ******.

So this is the perfect opportunity.