Mijn vriendje zal in je gezicht klaarkomen nadat je me hebt geneukt

going to have fun with you today. Well, not actually fucking with you, but I guess I'll

give you a few moments of my precious time just to tell you my special exciting adventure

I'm going to do today. I know your ears are just so excited about hearing all the things

that I'm going to be doing today, aren't you? Oh, my little cup. Are you sitting there

lonely? Oh, my poor, pathetic little freak. That's okay. Do you know what I'm doing today?