Verleidde str8 twink gezogen door sperma-liefhebbende homo-papa thuis

I didn't give him money. He wanted to split the difference.

So being a good friend, I am, I said sure.

A week later he found out he was getting more money than I am.

So I was like, "How much did he get?"

Oh, because he went to the doctor. He didn't even go to an ambulance.