De vrouw is een slet en de cuckold is blij

Dearly beloved, we are here today in the company of these two beautiful people to

see them join in holy matrimony. Love is a four-letter word, much like hope and

cash, which will all be gone and more than that. And as a divorced man, I can

offer this advice. This is the only way that I would be here today, behind this

pulpit, putting you two together. Now I want you two to look into each other's