TUTOR4K. Instead of going to a party, fellow has an affair

We've got a very interesting topic today.

I'm not interested in your biology!

I'll prove to you that biology is a very interesting and useful science!

And if you don't?

If I can't prove it, I owe you a present, but I've prepared some very interesting topics for today.

For example, you know what you are, that tigers have striped hair, not only wool, but skin!

I wonder what's under your fur!

And that rats appeared over 78 million years ago?

I think rats are stupid!

Well, you shouldn't say that!

Did you know that ****** Ant is the biggest bridge to the body?

I guess that doesn't apply to you.

Vasya, why are you being rude to me?

Well, why are all the biologists bothering me?

Well, let's say you knew an ostrich's balls weigh six pounds!

I haven't fucked in a week!

I stayed with you for a lesson today instead of your party!

Vasya, don't be rude!

Did you know the chicken's flight lasts a minute and a half?

The biggest, the longest!

Your record, right?

Did you know that most of the ****** died out?

You were supposed to be there, not those poor ******!

Vasya, I come here every day and try to teach you something!

I'm twice your age, and you're standing here talking smack all the time!

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